English > L337 Translator (ColdFusion)

Update: A demo is available on my new blog:

Leet Translator.

Apparently I had time to waste writing a L337 hax0r translator in ColdFusion (okay, so it only took about 15 minutes). I figured I might as well pass it on...the output is different every time & it's reasonably badass. I'll try to put it on a publically accessible ColdFusion server or rewrite it in JavaScript within a few days so you can see it in action.

<h1>L337 Translator!!</h1>

<!--- If form submitted with value --->
<cfif isDefined("Form.message") AND len(Form.message)>
   <cfset Variables.alphabet = "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" />
   <cfset Variables.cipher = "4,8,[,),3,ƒ,6,##,1,_|,X,1,|v|,|\|,0,|*,()_,2,5,+,(_),\/,\/\/,×,`/,2" />
   <cfset Variables.output = "" />
  
   <!--- Loop over received text, one character at a time --->
   <cfloop index="i" from="1" to="#len(Form.message)#">
       <!--- Gives 50% odds --->
       <cfif round(rand())>
           <!--- Add leet version of character to output --->
           <cfset Variables.output = Variables.output & replaceList(lCase(mid(Form.message, i, 1)), Variables.alphabet, Variables.cipher) />
       <cfelse>
           <cfif round(rand())>
               <!--- Add uppercase version of character to output --->
               <cfset Variables.output = Variables.output & uCase(mid(Form.message, i, 1)) />
           <cfelse>
               <!--- Add unviolated character to output --->
               <cfset Variables.output = Variables.output & mid(Form.message, i, 1) />
           </cfif>
       </cfif>
   </cfloop>
  
   <cfif round(rand())>
       <cfset Variables.suffixes = "w00t!,d00d!,pwnd!,!!!11!one!,teh l337!,hax0r!,sux0rs!" />
       <!--- Append random suffix from list to output --->
       <cfset Variables.output = Variables.output & " " & listGetAt(Variables.suffixes, int(listLen(Variables.suffixes) * rand()) + 1) />
   </cfif>
  
  
   <h2>Original Text:</h2>
   <div style="background:#d2e2ff; border:2px solid #369; padding:0 10px;">
       <p><cfoutput>#paragraphFormat(Form.message)#</cfoutput></p>
   </div>
  
   <h2>Translation:</h2>
   <div style="color:#0f0; background:#000; border:2px solid #0f0; padding:0 10px;">
       <p><cfoutput>#paragraphFormat(Variables.output)#</cfoutput></p>
   </div>
</cfif>


<form action="<cfoutput>#CGI.SCRIPT_NAME#</cfoutput>" method="post" style="margin-top:20px;">
   <cfparam name="Form.message" default="Enter text to translate" />
   <textarea name="message" style="width:300px; height:75px;"><cfoutput>#Form.message#</cfoutput></textarea>
   <br/><br/>
   <input type="submit"/>
</form>